2026
Yeah, that's two completely unbidden Erling Haaland dreams I have had thus far...
The first was perhaps a couple of months ago, and seemed fairly non-descript, so I simply chose to leave it undocumented (and indeed now unremembered) …
But, hey, the second one I had (early this morning whilst still asleep in my bed), does indeed seem to carry two rather distinct messages within it, so here are what I consider to be the important bits...
So, overall, such a fairly long, ongoing, dream took place within two street-like environments - with one of those environments being within what could possibly best be described as deprived areas - and some others being within comparatively more upmarket areas...
Within the first of three of the, separate-within-time scenes, within the deprived areas, Erling and myself were walking within a sort of factory/storage type area, with me walking in front...
...We came across a security guard who decided to take issue with me - with me seemingly having the intent to get physical with him, in response - resulting in said security guard smiling whilst pointing to a security camera, and me responding by pushing him away before choosing to move on...
...And within the second, later scene/snippet, said security guard's much more physically able son appeared on the scene and started taking issue with me (once again, Erling was stood at a comparative distance behind me), with me countering his attempts to get physical with me by holding his punch-throwing right arm with my left hand - and with my right arm/hand poised to throw a punch, whilst at the same time telling him to 'walk away', repeatedly, in a rather focussed and intent manner, until he wavered within such a respect and seemingly took the hint - end of incident / dream snippet...
And in the third of the separate, later, scenes, I met up with Erling once again onth street - he then had a sort of motorbike/scooter that he invited me to jump on the back of (he was going to drive) - however, it then fairly slowly transformed/unfolded into a sort of small car (black also) - and then someone started tinkering with a square mechanical-type of metallic-type structure, where the left-hand-side seat should have been, from outside the left-hand-side open door area (there was seemingly no actual door btw), causing a fairly wide jet of water to soak us all...
...By this time an interested crowd of people gathered around and simply watched the unfolding scene - and that heralded both the end of that particular dream snippet, as well as the dream itself - although there was slightly more to it than that, but bits that I have simply deemed to be of a secondary nature, and therefore of not primary importance...
And then there was the dream snippet within a comparatively upmarket environment, whereby Erling was walking along the rather crowded pavement, with me walking behind him this time - he had his head held somewhat downwards, and was walking like a man on a mission, if you will - with me thinking that it was interesting that nobody was showing any recognition towards him, and instead simply seemed to be going about their own business without bothering him...
All the dream snippets were in black and white, seemingly...
And within the unmentioned dream snippets, we were seemingly buddies, simply spending time with one-another, in a sort of getting-to-know-each-other-better way, as we walked within various similar indoor and outdoor environments together - with us sometimes going our separate ways / losing each other, within the throng if you will, and then meeting up with each other once again (upon a number of crowded occasions actually) ...